November 28, 2022

The Pony Conductor

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Give a man a pony and he'll eat for a lifetime

Matt the Bat’s College Basketball Picks for 1/10

1 min read

So the bat made his debut last night and clearly his sonar wasn’t working properly.  Nothing like going 0-3 on night one. If that happens again tonight, the Conductor will never let him out of his cage again. Rest assured the Conductor didn’t feed him last night to make him atone for his sins.  He’s been capping all night to try and redeem himself, we’ll see.

Mortgage Play:

Nebraska -10 ½ vs Penn State – Nebraska is coming off 2 losses on the road and are a great home team. Must win for them.

Image result for corn gif

Car Payment Play:

Memphis -15 vs East Carolina – East Carolina coming off a huge home win against Cincinnati and Memphis coming off a loss on the road to Houston. Memphis wins in a blowout.

Image result for memphis gif

Lunch Money Play:

Jacksonville State -12.5 vs Eastern Illinois

The bat likes Jacksonville State here at home. That’s about all he has to say.

Image result for jacksonville gif

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Copyright © All rights reserved. Newsphere by AF themes.