November 28, 2022

The Pony Conductor

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Give a man a pony and he'll eat for a lifetime

Matt The Bat’s College Basketball Picks for 1/16

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1-2 for the Bat last night, losing his mortgage and lunch, and winning a car payment.  The Conductor has also been struggling lately and there is nobody else to blame but the Bat.  After he was let out of his cage, everything has gone to shit.  The Bat’s life is hanging in the balance in the next few days.  If he doesn’t pick it up soon, the Conductor will tie him to the tracks in front of the Pony train. Let’s see what you got Bat Boy.

Mortgage Play:

Penn State -2 vs Iowa

Another home team desperate for a conference win. The Bat thinks they’ll get on the board tonight.

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Car Payment Play:

SMU + 1 vs Houston

How can the Bat go against the Ponies when he owes his life to the Conductor? The Mustangs will mop the floor with Houston as an ode to the Conductor.

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Lunch money:

Hartford -6 @ Maine

The Maniacs aren’t going to like the Bat for this one but they’re just plain horrible. The Bat will buy a nice bottle of that classy soda Moxie that they like up there with these winnings.

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