September 30, 2022

The Pony Conductor

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Give a man a pony and he'll eat for a lifetime

Matt the Bat’s College Basketball Picks for 1/18

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1-2 for the Bat last night, but his Jacksonville State mortgage play came thru to save his little Bat skin.  The Conductor had the pot boiling, ready to roast the Bat’s toes when the Gamecocks were down, but they won comfortably in the end.  You live to fight another day stupid Bat. Tread lightly.

Mortgage Play:

Ohio State -3.5 vs Maryland

Maryland is better than Ohio State, but this is a must win game for the Buckeyes at home.  The line movement is also screaming towards Ohio State as we speak.

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Car Payment Play:

Rutgers -1.5 vs Northwestern

Both teams make the Bat want to puke. They’re the most boring schools that live in mediocrity. Rutgers prevails at home.

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Lunch Money Play:

Villanova -9.5 vs Xavier

The Bat likes the way Nova is rounding into form and Xavier has lost by double digits four times on the road this year.

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