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Wind Pipe Whack Wednesday: The Conductor’s Plays at Keeneland

Bluegrass racing is back.  The Conductor has no time for analysis today, so you passengers will just get the winners and you will like it. That’s all you care about anyway you greedy bastards. Let’s Ride.

Race 1: 4 ½ Furlongs. Mdn. 60k

#3 Fed Xman (12/1)

Race 2: 1 1/16 Mile. MC 30000

#4 Direct Approach (4/1)

Race 3: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) Alw 50000s

*Never a Doubt Lock of the Day #7 Stefanie On Fleek (3/1)

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Race 4: 7 Furlongs. F.MC 50000

#9 Tale of La Comete (6/1)

Race 5: 1 Mile. (Turf) Alw 83000n2x

#2 Another (4/1)

Race 6: 6 Furlongs. Clm 20000b

#4 Hallie’s Hero (7/2)

Race 7: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.Alw 87000b

*Gullet Shot of the Day #1 She’s Pretty Lucky (8/1)

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Race 8: 6 Furlongs. Clm 25000

#3 Big Bella Brown (5/1)

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