October 4, 2022

The Pony Conductor

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Give a man a pony and he'll eat for a lifetime

The Conductor’s Friday Night College Football Play

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Oct 20, 2018; Salt Lake City, UT, USA; Utah Utes running back Zack Moss (2) runs the ball against USC Trojans defensive lineman Christian Rector (89) in the first quarter at Rice-Eccles Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeff Swinger-USA TODAY Sports

Tennessee could not block Jacksonville and the Conductor took some football L’s last night. He also had Houston +4 and had to deal with this ending.

The Conductor spent the next few hours staring at the ceiling fan and hoping it would fall and land on his Adams apple.

Luckily, those were lunch money plays and the Conductor has his first mortgage play of the season tonight.

Utah -3.5 @ USC

He doesn’t like the Utah tonight, he loves them. Their defense is the real deal and they have playmakers on offense. USC’s season is already over by their fans lunatic standards and the stadium will be empty tonight in LA. The Trojan’s QB Slovis looks alright, but he made some poor decisions against BYU and the Utes’ defense is a different animal. Final Score Utah 27 USC 13.

Mortgage Play

Utah -3.5 @ USC

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