July 3, 2022

The Pony Conductor

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Give a man a pony and he'll eat for a lifetime

Farewell From the Conductor, God Bless the Passengers

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A few good opinions yesterday on a chalky day at Santa Anita. The Baffert horse in the fourth looks like a freak.

The Conductor has been slacking the last few months, due to the racing slow period and some changes in his life. The Conductor doesn’t half ass anything, so ‘s decided to put the train in the station for good. They’re positive life changes, he’s not dead in a ditch (yet). He’ll keep the email thescribe@ponyconductor.com, so if you want to contact him send it that way. Maybe you’ll get some free merch in the mail (prolly not). He won’t stop firing away on the ponies and you passengers better never surrender either. Hopefully you got a few laughs and a few winners out of the deal. Always remember, if you give a man a fish, you’ll eat for a day, but if you give a man a pony, you’ll eat for a lifetime. Godspeed and the Conductor will see you at Saratoga this summer, passengers buy the stews #skip

For those who have reached out, bought apparel and supported the degenerate Conductor’s efforts, special thanks. It was a fun little run, onto the next race.

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