What a stupid, stupid, stupid bat. It’s comical at this point, how can one bat be so dumb. He gets let out of his cage for two days and goes 0-6. He’s making a mockery of everything the Conductor has built. Let’s see if he can get on the board today.
Mortgage Play:
Purdue +3 ½ at Wisconsin
Wisconsin is not a good team this year and Purdue is starting to play better basketball. The Bat also expects this game to go under.
Car Payment Play:
Maryland -5 ½ vs Indiana
Maryland is playing good basketball right now. They will be looking to move into the top 25 and a win against Indiana at home should do that.
Lunch Money Play:
Timberwolves -5 vs Mavericks
The Bat s going NBA with this one because it’s Friday and there’s not much college. Mavericks are atrocious on the road at 3-18. The Bat also hasn’t got a college game right, so anything new can’t be worse.