Matt the Bat’s College Basketball Picks for 1/11

What a stupid, stupid, stupid bat.  It’s comical at this point, how can one bat be so dumb.  He gets let out of his cage for two days and goes 0-6.  He’s making a mockery of everything the Conductor has built.  Let’s see if he can get on the board today.

Mortgage Play:

Purdue +3 ½ at Wisconsin

Wisconsin is not a good team this year and Purdue is starting to play better basketball. The Bat also expects this game to go under.

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Car Payment Play:

Maryland -5 ½ vs Indiana

Maryland is playing good basketball right now. They will be looking to move into the top 25 and a win against Indiana at home should do that.

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Lunch Money Play:

Timberwolves -5 vs Mavericks

The Bat s going NBA with this one because it’s Friday and there’s not much college. Mavericks are atrocious on the road at 3-18. The Bat also hasn’t got a college game right, so anything new can’t be worse.

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