Bat Cave (College Basketball)

Stupid Matt The Bat’s Idiot Picks For Sunday

The Conductor needs to leave Vegas immediately.

Quadruple Mortgage Plays

Washington +11.5 vs UNC

Texas Tech -4 vs Buffalo

Houston -6 vs Ohio State

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Bat Cave (College Basketball)

Matt The Bat’s True Test: His Thursday’s Plays to Begin March Madness

Unless you have been living under a rock, you know the Conductor has taken the Bat to Vegas to give him winners for the opening weekend of March Madness.  #UnderBat has had a great year, but this is when bats shows his their true character.  Will the Bat Boy rise to the occasion under the bright lights? Or will he crumble and be locked back in his cage never to be seen again? Only time will tell. Fly Bat! Fly! #RidetheBat

Mortgage Plays

Under 137 Minnesota vs Louisville

New Mexico State +6 vs Auburn, Moneyline +230

Vermont +8.5 vs Florida State

Belmont +3 vs Maryland, Moneyline +140

Nevada -2.5 vs Florida

St Mary’s +4 vs Villanova

Seton Hall +3 vs Woffard, Moneyline +130

Old Dominion +12.5, Moneyline +665

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Bat Cave (College Basketball)

And On The Third Day The Bat Rose Again and Fulfilled Our Pockets

Well, Well, Well… Look who comes flying back to the Conductor.  Under Bat has taken the college basketball landscape by storm with his dominance the last two months.  However, we’ve rarely heard from him recently.  He’s been on a bender the last few weeks basking in his glory, forgetting what got him here and where he came from.  The Bat would be hanging upside down alone in his cave if it wasn’t for the Conductor.  He owes his great little Bat life to him, the least he could do was provide 3 picks a day. Right? Regardless, The Conductor is happy for the free money tonight. Fly Bat! Fly! #RidetheBat

Mortgage Play

Under 133 Clemson vs Notre Dame

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Car Payment Play

Creighton -5 vs Providence

Lunch Money Play

Over 146 Iowa State vs West Virginia

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Bat Cave (College Basketball)

5-1 For Under Bat Last Week: Let’s See What He’s Got For Big Monday

The Bat is getting cocky and only gave us two nights worth of winners last week. The Conductor is very annoyed by his antics, he could learn a thing or two by the Conductor’s work ethic.  However, money is green and if he keeps this performance up he can be as big of a dick as he wants. Fly Bat! Fly! #RidetheBat

Mortgage Play

Under 140 FSU vs Notre Dame

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Car Payment Play

Lipsomb – 14.5 vs NJIT

Lunch Money Play

Iowa State -8 vs Oklahoma

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Bat Cave (College Basketball)

Liverpool Buyern Draw, Machado to the Padres, Matt the Bat Returns Out of His Cave

The Bat has been hibernating since going 2-1 last Thursday.  The Bat may me getting a little cocky for the Conductor’s liking.  We’ll see if he’s been studying hard or if he went on a little Bat bender and is resting on his laurels. Only time will tell. Fly Bat! Fly! #RidetheBat

Mortgage Play

Under 133 Kentucky @ Missouri

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Car Payment Play

Over 141 Wake Forest vs Notre Dame

Lunch Money Play

Under 138 Purdue vs Indiana

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Bat Cave (College Basketball)

Andrew McCabe Discusses Removing Matt the Bat From His Cave If He Goes 0-3 Again Tonight

Goose Egg for the Bat last night.  We must give him a pass for how hot he’s been, but rest assured the Conductor hasn’t fed him breakfast or lunch today to provide him a little extra motivation.  The Bat only eats when we all eat.  Hungry Bat is the best capping version of the Bat tho.  Back to his normal winning ways, Fly Bat! Fly! #RidetheBat

Mortgage Play

Under 136.5 Houston vs UCONN

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Car Payment Play

Over 144 Ohio State vs Illinois

Lunch Money Play

Delaware +2 vs Towson

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Bat Cave (College Basketball)

#ThanksOppy For What? Thank the Bat for Another Mortgage Play Winner

Shout out to Maryland guy who probably cashed on the Terps last night.  The Bat’s mortgage play under was money as always, but the Bat did lose his car payment and lunch money. Regardless, The Conductor has written down that The Bat is 10-2 in his last 12 mortgage plays (may be inaccurate, but pretty close).  Is that good?  #UnderBat has a real treat for us tonight as well.  Three unders? The Conductor smells a sweeeeeeep! Fly Bat! Fly! #RidetheBat

Mortgage Play

Under 126.5 Clemson vs Miami

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Car Payment Play

Under 142.5 SMU vs Temple

Lunch Money Play

Under 142 Florida vs Wake Forest

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