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The Conductor’s Week 4 College Football Plays

The Conductor dominated last Saturday’s slate, but he’s entering this weekend already in a big hole. His first mortgage play of the year fell Short as the Utes couldn’t beat the Trojans last night.

Utah could not stop jump ball go routes and scored only two touchdowns in eight trips to the redzone. Eight! That along with 15 million penalties on both side made the Conductor drink 15 barrels of stew before the game was over. The only way to sleep after watching a game like that is to heavily poison your body. Science.

Its a new day and plenty of opportunities, time dig!

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Lunch Money Plays

Rutgers +8 vs BC

Northwestern +8 vs Michigan State

Western Michigan +4.5 @ Syracuse

BYU +6.5 vs Wahington

Texas -7 vs OK State

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Texas A&M -4 vs Auburn

The Aggies defense impressed the Conductor vs Clemson and he doesn’t think the Auburn Freshman QB is ready for this test. Texas A&M wins by at least a touchdown.

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The Conductor’s Friday Night College Football Play

Tennessee could not block Jacksonville and the Conductor took some football L’s last night. He also had Houston +4 and had to deal with this ending.

The Conductor spent the next few hours staring at the ceiling fan and hoping it would fall and land on his Adams apple.

Luckily, those were lunch money plays and the Conductor has his first mortgage play of the season tonight.

Utah -3.5 @ USC

He doesn’t like the Utah tonight, he loves them. Their defense is the real deal and they have playmakers on offense. USC’s season is already over by their fans lunatic standards and the stadium will be empty tonight in LA. The Trojan’s QB Slovis looks alright, but he made some poor decisions against BYU and the Utes’ defense is a different animal. Final Score Utah 27 USC 13.

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Utah -3.5 @ USC

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The Conductor’s Week 3 College Football Plays

As far as college football Saturdays go, this slate of games leave something to be desired. However, that doesn’t mean we can’t make some money. Let’s Ride.

Lunch Money Plays

Kansas State +7 @ Mississippi State

Temple +6.5 vs Maryland

Penn State -17 vs Pitt

UCF – 9 vs Stanford

Iowa State +1 vs Iowa

Kentucky +9 vs Florida

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BYU +4.5 vs USC, Moneyline +162 – Let’s keep the Mormon train rolling.

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The Conductor’s Week 2 College Football Saturday Plays

The Conductor must do better than last week, MUST. At least he has a week of tape under his belt. Let’s Ride.

Lunch Money Plays

Rutgers @ Iowa Over 48.5

Vanderbilt +7 @ Purdue, Vanderbilt +225 M/L

Texas A&M +16.5 @ Clemson

LSU -6.5 @ Texas

Car Payment Plays

Michigan -22 vs Army – Michigan is not going to let up points vs the triple option. Army is going to get throttled.

BYU +3.5 @ Tennessee, BYU +150 M/L – BYU should be favored in this game. Tennesse’s loss to Georgia State was no fluke, they suck. The Cougars played one of the best defenses in the country last week and the Conductor sees them bouncing back in a big way. BYU’s defense is solid and QB Zach Wilson is going to show his true self tonight. This line is asinine.

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The Conductor’s Saturday College Football Plays After Wake Forest Ripped Out His Gullet Last Night

Wake Forest won by 3…..that didn’t help the Conductor. 0-2 so far, he’s sick of college football already. Here’s what he’s playing today, Let’s Ride.

Lunch Money Plays:

JMU +7.5 @ WVU, VTech -4.5 @ BC, Northwestern +6.5 @ Stanford, Northwestern +195 M/L, Liberty +19 vs Syracuse

Car Payment Plays:

Ole Miss +4 @ Memphis

Ole Miss +157 ML

FAU @ Ohio State Over 62

FAU Team Total Over 19

Auburn @ Oregon Over 55.5

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