The Handicapper’s Edge, Delivered Every Weekend

Race-by-race picks and handicapping analysis every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. No fluff. Just the work. The Conductor sees what others cannot. What you do with it is, as always, your own problem.

  • ✓ Friday, Saturday, Sunday — picks for every race day
  • ✓ Keeneland opening day coverage starts April 3rd
  • ✓ Free spot plays every race day — no card required
  • ✓ Full card for First Class passengers — $19/month

Choose Your Passage

Steerage Class — Free

  • Spot plays — the Conductor’s selected standout bets each race day
  • One or two plays per day, curated from the full card
  • Archive access (selected issues)
  • The full weight of the Conductor’s silent disappointment

Steerage passengers receive what the Conductor deems fit to share. Be grateful.

First Class — $19/month

  • Full card picks — every race, every day, Friday through Sunday
  • Complete race-by-race handicapping breakdowns
  • Every issue the moment it drops — no paywalls, ever
  • The Conductor’s full analysis, unabridged and unfiltered
  • No dumb questions answered, but you may ask them
  • Founding rate — price increases after Keeneland

At $19 a month, the Conductor expects you to actually read the analysis. Every word. Price goes up after Keeneland — board now.


10,000+ horse racing fans at @ponyconductor — now the full analysis lives here.

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