The Conductor needs to leave Vegas immediately.
Quadruple Mortgage Plays
Washington +11.5 vs UNC
Texas Tech -4 vs Buffalo
Houston -6 vs Ohio State
Month: March 2019
Sabbath Sunday: The Conductor’s Prayers at Aqueduct and the Sunland Derby
The Conductor will never play Fair Grounds again. Let’s Ride.
Race 1: 6 Furlongs. MC 20000
*Never a Doubt Sunday Night Scary Preventer But Not Really They Can’t Be Prevented Tonight Lock of the Day #3 Racing Raven (4/5) – Cutting back to a sprint, he has to beat this horrendous field.
Race 2: 6½ Furlongs. Clm 40000b
#3 Bootlegger (4/1) – 3rd off the layoff and dropping in class, he looks to be a new animal this year. His last two races give him every chance.
Race 3: 5½ Furlongs. S.Mdn 60k
#1 Holey Matrimony (9/2) – Debuting for a hot barn, this colt is well bred and working well.
Race 4: 6 Furlongs. F.MC 20000
#2 Give Me a Hug (3/1) – 2nd off the layoff and cutting back to a sprint this filly has been well bet vs much tougher. The Conductor needs a big hug after Vegas.
Race 5: 6 Furlongs. F.OClm 75000
#6 Movie Score (5/1) – She was only beaten a length two starts back vs similar with a solid figure and Ryerson is 25% with a +$0.50 ROI this year 1st off the claim.
Race 6: 1 Mile. S.Mdn 60k
#6 Papa Jim (4/1) – 2nd off the layoff and stretching out for the 1st time he ran a very good 3rd last start with a tough trip.
Race 7: 7 Furlongs. S.Alw 64000n1x
*Gullet Shot of the Day #5 Shamrock Kid (9/2) – He ran a huge fire last start in the slop. He’s in good form and has a pace edge over this group. 9/2 would be stealing.
Race 8: 1 Mile. F.Alw 70000n1x
#8 Storm Rising (7/2) – She was bumped at the break and still demolished her competition in her debut. She has talent.
Race 9: 1 Mile. S.Clm 32000
#1 Oh K Funnybone (6/1) – He’s steadily progressing and stretching back out to a mile, where he has his lone win.
Sunland Park
Race 11: 1 1/8 Mile. G3 Sunland Park Derby
#2 Anotherwistafate (3/1) – #1 Much Gusto (8/5) is clearly the Baffert horse to beat, but he’ll likely go off at 2/5 in here. This colt shipping in from Golden Gate will likely go off higher than 3/1 and the Conductor will take a swing with him. He’s won three in a row going away in gate to wire fashion in San Francisco. For anyone who pays attention to Golden Gate, its impossible to go gate to wire. He has potential.
Somehow We Survived Yesterday: #UnderBat Needs To Lead Us Victory Today
Make or break day for the Bat. Fly Bat! Fly!
Triple Mortgage Plays
Under 69.5 1st Half Maryland vs LSU
Under 147 Maryland LSU
Murray State +4.5 vs Florida State, Moneyline +168
Villanova +3.5 vs Purdue, Moneyline +148
Esophagus Slice Saturday: The Conductor’s Louisiana Derby Day Plays at Fair Grounds
Enormous day. Let’s Ride.
Race 1: 6 Furlongs. S.Mdn 50k
#8 Malasong (8/1) – This colt took money in his debut and was hung wide. He adds blinkers today and has top connections.
Race 2: 1m70yds. F.S.75K Crescent City Oaks
#3 D’wildcat Indian (8/1) – Steadily progressing and stretching out for the 1st time, the Conductor sees her being better going longer.
Race 3: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) F.S.75K New Orleans Ladies Stakes
#7 La Sola Ranger (8/1) – 2nd off the layoff, this mare ran a thunderous late pace figure closing into a slow pace last start. This race should heat up on the lead and the Conductor will key her in the tri.
Race 4: 6 Furlongs. S.OC 20000n2x
#2 Big Bella Brown (9/2) – Pressing a hot pace last start, he’ll get first run at the leader. Jose Ortiz hops aboard as well.
Race 5: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.Mdn 50k
#1 Curriusly (20/1) – Getting back to her preferred turf surface, she’s run some very strong late pace figures. She should get a good trip, saving ground and a getting a hot pace to run at. The Conductor will key her in the trifecta at a bomb.
Race 6: 1 1/16 Mile. S.75K Crescent City Derby
*Never a Doubt Vegas Bailout Lock of the Day #2 Shang (9/5) – He is going to eviscerate this field. Absolute standout.
Race 7: 1 Mile. (Turf) Mdn 50k
#4 Rock On Kitten (9/2) – 2nd off the layoff today, he ran by far the best last race in this field pressing a hot pace and just missing.
Race 8: 1 1/16 Mile. Mdn 50k
#3 Copper King (5/1) – He had a brutal trip in his debut and still closed for a good 2nd into a slow pace. The Conductor loves that he has experience going this distance as well.
Race 9: 5½ Furlongs. (Turf) S. 60K Costa Rising Stakes
#6 Fame Feather (12/1) – This filly is 4/5 with one 2nd on the Fair Grounds turf course going this distance. The Conductor will use her in both the horizontal and vertical wagers.
Race 10: 1 1/8 Mile. G2 New Orleans Handicap
#10 Copper Bullet (4/1) – The Conductor loved her 2nd last time off a layoff in the G3 Razor Back last time and Rated R Superstar came back to win his next race who finished 3rd. He’ll get a perfect stalking trip just behind the early leaders.
Race 11: 1 1/8 Mile. (Turf) G2 Muniz Memorial Handicap
#7 Bricks and Mortar (2/1) – The Conductor saw his Pegasus Cup win with his own eyes. He’s a stud.
Race 12: 1 1/16 Mile. F.G2 Twinspires.com Fair Grounds Oaks
#6 Eres Tu (6/1) – There is a ton of speed signed on in this race and this filly has the best late kick. With a setup, she’ll have every chance.
Race 13: 1 1/8 Mile. G2 Twinspires.com Louisiana Derby
*Gullet Shot of the Day #4 Sueno (8/1) – This colt is steadily progressing and will like the additional 1/16 of a mile today. The Southwest and Sham Stakes have come back strong and he’ll get a perfect trip sitting just off the #6 War of Will (6/5), who will hopefully be pressured by #10 Spinoff (8/1).
Matt the Bat Ruined The Conductor’s Life Yesterday: Let’s See What the Stupid Bat has for Losers Today
Double Mortgage Plays
Cincinnati -4 vs Iowa
Ole Miss Pk vs Oklahoma
Oregon +118 vs Wisconsin
UCF -1 vs VCU
Force Feed Friday: The Conductor’s Plays at Fair Grounds
Vegas is kicking the Conductor’s ass. Let’s Ride,
Race 1: 6 Furlongs. OC 50000n1x
#4 Distant Shore (5/2) – The Conductor really liked her race two back in the Street Sense Stakes. He’s hammering her to start the day if he can get 2/1.
Race 2: 1m70yds. F.S.Clm 5000
#4 Compromising (5/1) – The Conductor never compromises.
Race 3: 6 Furlongs. Clm 25000
#1 Rule Taylor Rule (5/1) – He’s rounding into form and the Conductor sees him taking a step forward today.
Race 4: 1 Mile. S.Clm 12500b
#4 Point the Way (6/1) – 2nd off the layoff, she’ll stretch out to a route for the 1st time. Her running style suggests she’ll be better longer.
Race 5: 5½ Furlongs. (Turf) Clm 20000b
#5 Uncle Youdge (8/5) – This gelding can scoot.
Race 6: 1 Mile. S.MC 15000
#9 Brahms’ Regal (6/5) – Chalk
Race 7: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.OClm 10000
*Gullet Shot of the Day #3 Catty Krys (20/1) – This mare ran well at this level on dirt last start. She’s won on the turf before and is in good form.
Race 8: 1m70yds. S.Alw 47000n3L
#5 Tensas Talk (6/1) – He won nicely last start and hasn’t missed the board in 7 career starts. You can rely on him.
Race 9: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) F.MC 30000
#12 Tupelo Hon E (9/2) – 2nd off the layoff, dropping to the claiming ranks for the 1st time, she’ll kick by them down the lane.
Race 10: 5½ Furlongs. F.S.MC 12500
*Never a Doubt Friday Night in Vegas Lock of the Day #6 Deal Fever (7/2) – She took money at the windows against miles tougher in her debut and had a tough trip. She’s more than likely.
Matt The Bat’s True Test: His Thursday’s Plays to Begin March Madness
Unless you have been living under a rock, you know the Conductor has taken the Bat to Vegas to give him winners for the opening weekend of March Madness. #UnderBat has had a great year, but this is when bats shows his their true character. Will the Bat Boy rise to the occasion under the bright lights? Or will he crumble and be locked back in his cage never to be seen again? Only time will tell. Fly Bat! Fly! #RidetheBat
Mortgage Plays
Under 137 Minnesota vs Louisville
New Mexico State +6 vs Auburn, Moneyline +230
Vermont +8.5 vs Florida State
Belmont +3 vs Maryland, Moneyline +140
Nevada -2.5 vs Florida
St Mary’s +4 vs Villanova
Seton Hall +3 vs Woffard, Moneyline +130
Old Dominion +12.5, Moneyline +665
Throat Shot Thursday: The Conductor’s Plays at Fair Grounds
College basketball and ponies from dawn until dusk. What a treat, Let’s Ride.
Race 1: 1m70yds. F.S.Clm 5000b
#6 Born to D’ Wild (10/1) – Stretching back out to a route, she’s done her best running going longer. The Conductor will key her in the exacta.
Race 2: 5½ Furlongs. (Turf) Clm 20000n3L
#3 Irritator (3/1) – He switches back to grass, where he’s run his best. He also has the best early pace figures in the field.
Race 3: 6 Furlongs. Clm 15000b
#4 B W P Express (4/1) – This colt will get the early lead and none of these runners like to pass horses.
Race 4: 5½ Furlongs. S.Clm 5000b
*Never a Doubt NCAA Tip Off Lock of the Day #7 Snapper Bite (7/5) – A standout that loves to win. Bite!
Race 5: 6 Furlongs. S.Clm 5000n3L
#2 Lookingforroses (5/1) – 2nd off the layoff and getting a weight break, she’ll take them all the way around.
Race 6: 7½ Furlongs. (Turf) F.S.OC 20000n2x
*Gullet Shot of the Day #7 Starmaline (9/2) – She was bumped at the break, set a hot pace and was only beaten 2 ¾ lengths. The Conductor loves her.
Race 7: 5 1/2 Furlongs. Mdn 43k
#6 U Never Know (8/1) – The Conductor always knows.
Race 8: 5 1/2 Furlongs. (Turf) OC 35000n4L
#7 Calamity Jane (7/2) – She’s been facing much tougher and is drawn well to the outside.
Race 9: 5 1/2 Furlongs. S.Alw 45000n2L
#9 Buckets (8/1) – Nothin but net.
Race 10: 1 Mile (Turf) MC 300000
#4 Jemography (7/2) – He stepped up in a big way last start. Another step forward and he’ll win for fun.
Race 11: 6 Furlongs. S.Clm 50000
#6 Born Again George (7/2) – 11 race cards on a Thursday are a little much.
Wind Pipe Whack Wednesday: The Conductor’s Plays at Fair Grounds
The train arrives in Vegas tonight. The Conductor will be playing the Fairgrounds all week leading up to the Louisiana Derby. He will also sweep the NCAA tournament and win billion dollars. Going to be a hell of a weekend. Love to see a quick billion business trip. Let’s Ride.
Race 1: 5 ½ Furlongs. S.F. Clm 5000n4L
#5 Dale’s Lil Sis (5/2) – She’s the one to beat.
Race 2: 5½ Furlongs. (Turf) F.MC 30000
#4 Touch of Gray (9/2) – She has good early speed and dropping back to the claiming ranks. Trainer Tim Glyshaw is 10% with a +$0.74 ROI switching runners from dirt to turf.
Race 3: 1 Mile. S. Clm 5000n4L
#6 Weidenbachers Gent (15/1) – He has a chance to scamper away in the early lead. That’s good enough for the Conductor at a bomb.
Race 4: 5 ½ Furlongs. (Turf) S. OC 30000n1x
#7 Boston Bind (6/1) – His figures fit for this level.
Race 5: 1m70yds. F.MC 30000
*Gullet Shot of the Day #1 Analyze This Cat (8/1) – 3rd off the layoff and going two sprints to a route, the Conductor sees her improving on the stretch out.
Race 6: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.Clm 30000b
*Never a Doubt Nonstop Flight to Vegas Lock of the Day #1 Divine Quality (5/2) – She towers over this group. She’ll win handily.
Race 7: 1m70yds. OC 17500n1x
#6 California Swing (4/1) – He’s in good form and should get a perfect trip with a contested pace to close into.
Race 8: 5 ½ Furlongs. (Turf) OC 30000n1x
#10 Jake the Band Man (6/1) – He’s quick and should be able to clear from the outside. He has a major shot.
Race 9: 5½ Furlongs. S.MC 12500
#5 Behinda Angel (15/1) – He broke last in his debut and ran decent to get 4th. With a clean break he can take a big step forward and surprise at a monster number.
Trachea Kick Tuesday: The Conductor’s Plays at Mahoning Valley
This is a big week in the Conductor’s life. A very big week. The Conductor and the Bat will arrive in Vegas tomorrow night. Yikes, Let’s Ride.
Race 1: 5 1/2 Furlongs. Mdn 22.1k
#7 Double Take (4/1) – As soon as the tote opened, the boy took money. They know.
Race 2: 1m70yds. Clm 75000n4L
#3 Flying Ghost (5/2) – He won nicely last start, closing into a slow pace. He looks to get a perfect trip today with lots of speed signed on.
Race 3: 1 Mile. Clm 4000n3L
#6 Replay (4/1) – He’s coming into the race in good form and looks poised to run his best today.
Race 4: 6 Furlongs. F.OC 25000n3x
#2 Fionetta (7/2) – 2nd off the layoff, she’ll get back to a fast track today. She loves to win races.
Race 5: 6 Furlongs. F.S.Mdn 29.6k
#12 Wafflesorpancakes (9/2) – She ran a good 2nd at this level last start in a race with a very fast pace. She gets a rider upgrade today.
Race 6: 5 1/2 Furlongs. F.Clm 5000n2x
#3 She’s a City Gal (15/1) – This jockey/trainer combo has connected with some bombs recently and this race is wide open.
Race 7: 6 Furlongs. S.Clm 7500n2L
*Never a Doubt Bracket Bankroll Lock of the Day #5 Love Strut (5/2) – A heavy favorite last start, he got cooked in a hot pace. He wont have that trouble today and will struuuuuuuttttttt his way to victory.
Race 8: 5 1/2 Furlongs. F.Clm 5000n3L
*Gullet Shot of the Day #3 Adale (4/1) – 2nd off the layoff, she pressed a really hot pace last time. She’ll step forward today and is the best bet on the card for the Conductor if her price stays above 7/2.
