The Train is Rolling: Throat Shot Thursday at Santa Anita Park

The Conductor gives his picks and analysis for February 28, 2019 at Santa Anita Park. The trains in 5th gear, hold on tight, Let’s Ride.… Read More The Train is Rolling: Throat Shot Thursday at Santa Anita Park

Trachea Kick Tuesday: The Conductor’s Punts at Parx

Parx isn’t cancelled today, Let’s Ride. Race 1: 1m70yds F.Clm 5000n1x #6 Roman Reign (9/2) – She’s in good form and the Conductor like her best at this distance. Race 2: 7 Furlongs. MC 20000 #2 Dragster (8/1) – He’s run a couple of races that make him very competitive against this group, including a… Read More Trachea Kick Tuesday: The Conductor’s Punts at Parx

5-1 For Under Bat Last Week: Let’s See What He’s Got For Big Monday

The Bat is getting cocky and only gave us two nights worth of winners last week. The Conductor is very annoyed by his antics, he could learn a thing or two by the Conductor’s work ethic.  However, money is green and if he keeps this performance up he can be as big of a dick… Read More 5-1 For Under Bat Last Week: Let’s See What He’s Got For Big Monday

If Parx Didn’t Cancel Today’s Card Due to High Winds, Here Are the 10 Winners The Conductor Would Have Obviously Had

After a great Saturday, the train came off the rails at Santa Anita yesterday.  The Conductor couldn’t hit the broad side of the barn.  Let’s start the workweek off right, Let’s Ride. JK Racing cancelled. Race 1: 6½ Furlongs. F.MC 40000 #7 Ana Lass (4/1) – This filly is drawn well to the outside and… Read More If Parx Didn’t Cancel Today’s Card Due to High Winds, Here Are the 10 Winners The Conductor Would Have Obviously Had

Stay Hot Conductor! Sabbath Sunday’s Prayers at Santa Anita

View this post on Instagram A post shared by The Pony Conductor (@ponyconductor) 11/1, 4/5, 3/1, 6/5, and 4/5 winners yesterday left Santa Anita gasping for air.  The train is flying at full speed, get out the way. Let’s Ride. Race 1: 1 Mile. Mdn 55k *Never a Doubt Sunday Night Scaries Preventer Lock of… Read More Stay Hot Conductor! Sabbath Sunday’s Prayers at Santa Anita

Esophagus Slice Saturday: The Conductor’s Plays at Santa Anita Park

One lonely short priced winner made it one sad and lonely Friday night for the Conductor.  No bottle service for him.  Losers let a bad day get to them, and winners get excited the next morning because they know their due.  A nice cup of mud for the Conductor in his capping lair this Saturday… Read More Esophagus Slice Saturday: The Conductor’s Plays at Santa Anita Park

Force Feed Friday: The Conductor’s Plays at Santa Anita Park

Lock of the Day winner and another short price at Fairgrounds yesterday for the Conductor.  We had a lot of scratches with the races coming off the turf, but whatever it’s Friday and Santa Anita is finally running again.  You can only hide for so long Santa Anita, the Conductor will always find you.  Let’s… Read More Force Feed Friday: The Conductor’s Plays at Santa Anita Park

Throat Shot Thursday: The Conductor’s Plays at Fair Grounds

A lot of 2nds yesterday at Gulfstream, not what the Conductor ordered.  He wants nothing more than to go back to Santa Anita, but it’s still licking its wounds from Monday and aren’t running to tomorrow.  Cowards.  The Conductor is feeling the Fairgrounds today, let’s find some prices, Let’s Ride. Race 1: 6 Furlongs. F.S.Clm… Read More Throat Shot Thursday: The Conductor’s Plays at Fair Grounds