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Wind Pipe Whack Wednesday: The Conductor’s Plays at Gulfstream Park

4/1 and 6/5 winners along with 14/1 Gullet shot of the day running 2nd made it a profitable Tuesday at the Fair Grounds. The train heads off to Gulfstream today for our regularly scheduled programming mid-week. Last Wednesday the Conductor made us some loot.  Let’s double down, Let’s Ride.

Race 1: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.MC 20000

#5 Miss Claudia (8/1) – She took money in her debut and showed good early speed in a race taken off the turf.  She’s bred to take a big step forward on the grass.

Race 2: 1 Mile. Clm 6250n2L

#4 Interlaken (3/1) – Dropping to this level last start, he ran a good 2nd behind a blowout winner closing into a slow pace.  This race doesn’t have any pace either, but there aren’t any good horses either.

Race 3: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.MC 20000

*Never a Doubt Humpday Lock #7 Lillie’s Heat (5/2) – She was nailed after setting a hot pace last start at this level. She’ll appreciate shortening to a mile.

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Race 4: 6 Furlongs. MC 35000

#6 Fafa Fooey (9/5) – Chalk.

Race 5: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.Clm 16000n3L

*Gullet Shot of the Day #2 Our Closure (10/1) – She won nicely last start in the slop, closing into a slow pace.  She has strong late pace figures and the Conductor will key her in the exacta.

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Race 6: 1 Mile. OClm 10000

#4 Quenane (5/1) – He’s plunging in class and his last race came up very fast, hung wide vs stakes company. 5/1 would get the Conductor tingly.

Race 7: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) Clm 30000n2L

#2 Shanghai Noon (5/1) – He was bumped at the start and still rallied to be beaten only 3 ½ lengths. He’ll have every chance with a clean trip.

Race 8: 1 Mile. (Turf) Clm 50000n2L

#9 Eagle Dance (8/1) – Navarro 2nd Off the claim

Race 9: 6½ Furlongs. F.OC 25000n1x

#4 Cypriana (4/1) – Dropping in class and adding blinkers, she’s got the back class to beat this field.

Race 10: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.MC 25000

#8 Cassini’s Plunge (15/1) – This filly showed good early speed and faded badly in her debut.  She adds Lasix today and this field is heinous.

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Esophagus Slice Saturday: Fountain of Youth and Graded Stakes Plays Gulfstream Park

Huge bailout in the night cap yesterday. Now we have a great Saturday of racing staring us right in the eyes including the Fountain of Youth.  Derby Preps are in full swing, full card plays at Santa Anita will be up shortly.  Let’s Ride.

Race 11: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.G3 Honey Fox Stakes

#1 Precieuse (7/2) – She’s European G1 winner and she ran huge in her lone US start,  just missing vs Uni.  Chad will win like he always does.

Race 12: 1 Mile. F.G2 Davona Dale Stakes

#1 Jaywalk (2/5) – This field can’t beat her.

Race 13: 1 1/16 Mile. G2 Fountain of Youth Stakes

*Gullet Shot of the Day #4 Bourbon War (10/1) – This colt had no chance in the Remsen, trying to close into a tepid pace.  He engulfed the field last race without getting a setup either.  There is plenty of speed in here, he should get a great trip and the Conductor will key him in the exacta ant tri.

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Race 14: 1 3/8 Mile. (Turf) G2 Mac Diarmida Stakes

#3 Melmich (15/1) – This old man loves to hit the board and will be flying late.  With a hot pace too run at, he can spice up the tote.  Another exacta and tri key.

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Flush With Cash From Parx: The Conductor Looks to Pounce on Wind Pipe Whack Wednesday at Gulfstream Park

The Conductor’s pockets are lined with cash after a great start to his racing week yesterday. 6/1 gullet shot of the day, along the lock of the day and another 5/2 runner were all victorious.  Like a lion stalking a wounded buffalo, when the Conductor smells blood, he goes in for the kill. Gulfstream is getting a steel pipe to the Adams apple today. Let’s Ride.

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Race 1: 6 Furlongs. F.Clm 16000

#7 Roally Cool (6/1) – 1st off the claim for Navarro, she owns the fastest figures in the field and is drawn well to the outside.  She also gets a weight break today.

Race 2: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.Clm 16000

#11 Dahlonega (8/1) – Dropping in class and shortening back to her best distance, she’s very dangerous and her price will stay high with low % connections.

Race 3: 7 Furlongs. F.OClm 10000

*Never a Doubt Humpday Lock #4 Radiantrithym (9/5) – Her last race kills this group.

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Race 4: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.Clm 16000n2L

#2 Gran Letzia (8/1) – She’s been off for a long time but is working well for red hot connections.  She has strong early pace figures.

Race 5: 6 Furlongs. MC 16000

#5 Sky D (10/1) – Shipping in from Tampa and 1st off the claim for trainer Victor Barboza Jr., he’ll try sprinting on dirt for the first time. He has upside.

Race 6: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.Mdn 50k

#9 Nymphesa (20/1) – This filly made an early move last race then flattened out down the lane.  In her 2nd start off a layoff she’ll have more stamina and will be a big number.

Race 7: 1 1/16 Mile. OC 25000n1x

*Gullet Shot of the Day #7 Just Whistle (6/1) – Making his return to the races after a 6-month layoff, this colt showed real talent as a 3-year old.  If he comes ready, he’s your winner.

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Race 8: 1 1/16 Mile (Turf) Clm 16000n2L

#3 Simmardstrike (8/1) – None of these horses are any good and he’s dropping in class and exiting a key race.

Race 9: 6 Furlongs. Clm 12500b

#11 Mr Joshua (7/2) – Dropping in class for top connections with a pace advantage against this field, he’s a cynch.

Race 10: 1 1/16 Mile (Turf) MC 20000

#13 Sensational Zip (3/1) – He’s the one to beat

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Wind Pipe Whack Wednesday: The Conductor’s Play at Gulfstream Park

Not great at Turf Paradise yesterday, but we all know Podunk tracks don’t count.  The Conductor makes his hay playing the big boy tracks, and the train rolls back into Gulfstream today.  11 race card, the Conductor is so generous to cap that much for us on a Wednesday.  Not all heroes where capes, Let’s Ride.

Race 1: 1 Mile. MC 12500

#4 Watch Your Step (8/1) – The pace was too hot for him last start, he ran a solid 2nd at this level two back and will get a good trip today up close to a slower pace.

Race 2: 7 Furlongs. OClm 50000

#1 Maximum Security (3/5) – This colt hasn’t tried yet and is 2/2.

Race 3: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.Mdn 50k

#1 Meetmeonline (7/2) – She’s set blistering paces in her last two starts and held on strongly. Cutbacks don’t work as well on grass, but the Conductor likes her anyways.

Race 4: 1 Mile. Clm 30000n2L

 *Gullet Shot of the Day #4 Positivist (8/1) – 2nd off the layoff, he’s dropping in class, working well, and stretching out to a route for the first time.  He can take them all the way around.

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Race 5: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) Clm 25000

#6 Money Come (10/1) – Steadily progressing, he exploded last start on an off track.  The Conductor likes that they want to put him back to the turf.

Race 6: 1 Mile. MC 12500

#2 Tropical Tapistry (8/1) – The Conductor doesn’t have a strong opinion in her, pick your poison.

Race 7: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) OClm 50000

*Never a Doubt Humpday Lock #1 Collins Ave (4/1) – The Conductor has been impressed by his first two starts.  Nothing to knock and he should be the 2nd or 3rd choice in the betting.

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Race 8: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.S.Mdn 43k

#1 Andrea’s Pride (10/1) – She’s run ok vs tougher open company in New York.  She is also routing for the first time.  The Conductor is all about the rail today.

Race 9: 6 Furlongs. Clm 12500n2L

#7 Dunk (4/1) – Cutting back from a route in a race full of speedsters, he’ll get a perfect trip and wont run worse than 2nd. The Conductor will key him in the exacta.

Race 10: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.S.OC 16000n1x

#9 Salt Pond (5/1) – Speed Kills.

Race 11: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) MC 20000

#5 Licorice (3/1) – This colt is dropping in class and gets back to turf where he’s run his best.

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Esophagus Slice Saturday: Mandatory Pick 6 Payout Day at Gulfstream Park

The Conductor has been terrible this week, that’s a fact.  He owns it like the leader of men that he is, but he does not accept it.  We have a great opportunity to with a mandatory pick 6 payout with a 1.5 Million Dollar carryover to make everything right in the world.  This is a very tough sequence for smaller players, but the Conductor will help us passengers out.  Let’s win a lump, Let’s Ride.

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PT 3:07pm ET: The Conductor’s 20cent Ticket – $126

Race 7: 2,3,4,6,11,12,15

Race 8: 2,5,9

Race 9: 3,4

Race 10: 2,3,5

Race 11: 2,3,5,8,9

Race 12: 1

*Never a Doubt 98 MPH Closer Lock of the Day #1 Cafe Americano (3/1) – You have to make a stand somewhere and if the Conductor can survive the first 5 legs, he wants his life in Chad Brown’s hands.  This well-bred, 675k filly is working well by all accounts and is drawn well to the inside.  In Chad we trust.

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Wind Pipe Whack Wednesday at Gulfstream Park: Clawing Back From the Parx Hole

Parx dug us a nice early hole to start the week, just like we wanted.  You can’t make money until your two days down, everyone knows that. Luckily for us, prices are jumping off the page for the Conductor today.  Let’s get after it, Let’s Ride.

Race 1: 1 Mile. MC 12500

#8 Proquester (8/1) – Dropping in class and trying dirt for the first time, he’s the only one with a chance to beat the odds on favorite #7 Alpha Orionis (3/5).

Race 2: 6 Furlongs. MC 50000

*Gullet Shot of the Day #2 Clipboard Money (8/1) – 1st off the layoff last start, he ran off setting a ridiculous pace and still finished 2nd going a mile.  The Conductor will key him in the exacta.

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Race 3: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.Clm 16000n2L

#8 Irish Fix (2/1) – This mare had a brutal trip last start and ran a good 2nd at this level. Drawn well to the outside, she’ll be tough.

Race 4: 1 Mile. MC 12500

#4 King Kongo (6/1) – In his first try on dirt last start he ran a good 3rd vs similar. He’s run solid early pace figures in a race without much pace.

Race 5: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) MC 50000

#3 Graysshootingstar (4/1) – 1st time gelding for top connections, working well, and was well bet in his debut.  There is nothing not to like.

Race 6: 6 Furlongs. Clm 12500b

*Never a Doubt Humpday Lock #6 Dezzer (2/1) – This colt’s recent workouts suggest his last race was a fluke.  He also has a massive pace advantage over this group.  He’ll gut them gate to wire.

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Race 7: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) Mdn 50k

#4 Overbold (10/1) – He didn’t run a step in his debut, but he adds blinkers today and Johnny stays aboard for Mott.  He was 500k in the Keeneland sale, the Conductor will give him another shot at a big price.

Race 8: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.Clm 16000

#7 Ice Show (8/1) – She’s stepping up in class, but has shown versatility and has won 3 of her first 6 starts. The Irad/Vitali jockey/trainer combo are red hot, going 4-2-1 in their last 9 starts.

Race 9: 1 Mile. OC 25000n1x

#1 Botero (8/1) – This colt was very good in his maiden breaker last start and they only improve for Mott 2nd off the layoff.  He debuted for the Baffert barn, so he’s meant to be a good one.

Race 10: 1 Mile. (Turf) Clm 16000n2L

*Atom Bomb Shot of the Day #4 Rumbago (30/1) – This field is heinous besides the 3/5 favorite #10 Unlockthepotential. This colt ran 3rd at this level last start after setting a blistering pace.  If he can ration his speed better, the Conductor has seen crazier longshots, he’ll key these two in the trifecta.

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Esophagus Slice Saturday at Santa Anita: Mandatory Pick 6 Payout Day

Let’s Ride.

Race 1: 6½ Furlongs. S.OC 20000n1x

#1 Red Envelope (5/1)  – He’s steadily improving and the Conductor was impressed with his maiden breaking score last start.  This field is not very good.

Race 2: 6 Furlongs. Clm 32000

#2 Denman’s Call (5/2) – He loves Santa Anita and ran a strong figure with his win off a layoff last start.  He’s working well and has back class.

Race 3: 5 ½ Furlongs. F.MC 50000

#6 Calm Down Lady (8/5) – Chalk.

Race 4: 6 Furlongs. F.Alw 57000n1x

#7 Tiz Toffee (3/1) – Drawn well to the outside, she ran a good 2nd last race and is working well. She also gets a weight break.

Race 5: 7 Furlongs. Mdn 55k

#1 Polar (4/1) – Tough to draw the rail in your debut, but the birdies are chirping that this boy is the goods.  His works make it look that way too.

Race 6: 1 1/16 Mile. Robert B. Lewis Stakes

*Never a Doubt Saturday Starter Lock #5 Mucho Gusto (8/5) – This Baffert runner has a pace advantage against this group and has steadily progressed.  The Conductor loves him.

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Race 7: 5½ Furlongs. MC 30000

#5 Toby Time (5/1) – Tough to like anyone in this field.  He adds blinkers, plunges in class and is working well.

Race 8: 6½ Furlongs. Mdn 55k

*Gullet Shot of the Day #7 C Falls (20/1) – Low volume trainer Shelbe Ruiz has surprised with some 1st starters recently.  His dam is 2/2 producing winners including a stakes winner and Desormeaux takes the mount.

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Race 9: 1 1/8 Mile. G2 San Pasqual Stakes

#7 Mckinzie (4/5) – He put on a show in his comeback race in the Malibu.  He’s got loads of talent and the Conductor can’t see him losing.

Race 10: 5½ Furlongs. Clm 12500n2L

#4 Das Bear (8/1) – He ran a solid figure to break his maiden last start and is lightly raced.  He has potential and this race is wide open.

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Wind Pipe Whack Wednesday: The Conductor’s Plays at Gulfstream Park

Two 7/2 winners and a few 2nds at decent prices made it a survive and advance Tuesday for the Conductor.  Now back to Gulfstream Park where the Conductor just had himself a little vacation. The Conductor misses you and your casino Gulfstream, now please give him winners today.  Thank you, Let’s Ride.

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Race 1: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) F.OC 25000

#7 Jermyn Street (4/1) – She has the figures and the Conductor loves that Castellano is in the saddle.

Race 2: 6 Furlongs. Clm 12500

#3 Mystery Witness (6/1) – Navarro always has tricks up his sleeve to surprise heavy favorites at Gulfstream.

Race 3: 1 Mile. (Turf) Clm 16000b

#4 Second Street (4/1) – He was too far back last start and will have every chance with a better trip today.

Race 4: 1 Mile. F.Clm 12500

#6 Aqua Gem (6/1) – She’s lightly raced and has the most upside in the field.  She can improve to beat the heavy favorite #2 Gran Bonita Chica (1/1).

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Race 6: 6 Furlongs. F.Clm 6250n3L

#6 R Lucky Dice (7/5) – Chalk.

Race 7: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) Mdn 50k

#5 Battle of Memphis (4/1) – The Conductor was very impressed with his debut, where he closed into a moderate pace for a good 3rd with a troubled trip.  With natural progression, he’ll be tough.

Race 8: 1 Mile. Clm 12500n2L

*Never a Doubt Humpday Lock #1 Why God (9/2) – This gelding just missed at this level last start and gets a rider upgrade to Irad.  The rail is winning at a 21% clip in routes this meet.

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Race 9: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) OC 25000n1x

#2 Bold Envoy (8/1) – If he can translate his best dirt form to turf, he’s the only one that can compete with the heavy favorite #1 McErin.  The Conductor loves that Johnny V hops back aboard even though he’s not trained by Pletcher anymore.

Race 10: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) MC 20000

*Gullet Shot of the Day #2 Bunyan’s Axe (15/1) – Routing on the turf for the first-time last race, he was only beaten a length and a ran a par figure for this level.  It could be what he’s wanted to do all along and the Conductor will key him in the exacta and trifecta at a nice number.

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Esophagus Slice Saturday: The Conductor’s Pegasus Day Plays

Travel day for the Conductor as he and the passengers took the train down to Gulftream Park.  Nothing like swinging the wrenches and firing a 59 before bankrupting another track tomorrow.  The Conductor promised he would have his plays up today, and he never lets us down.  Sleep tight Gulfstream, you don’t know what your in for your into tomorrow. Now it’s time for the Conductor to build his bankroll at the casino. Skip! Skip! Let’s Ride.

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Race 1: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) Mdn 60k

#6 Value Engineering (4/1) – Chad debuting a well-bred colt on the grass on Pegasus Day? Easy start.

Race 2: 7 Furlongs. S.OC 12500n1x

#9 Souper Wish (4/1) – He’s got a pace advantage over this field.  He can gut them

#11 No Dinero (12/1) – He’s taking a big jump in class, but his last blowout win gives him a chance in here at a big number.

Race 3: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) Gulfstream Park Turf Sprint

#4 World of Trouble (6/5) – This colt has become a full blown monster.

Race 4: 1 Mile. Mdn 60k

#6 Samaranti (4/1) – 725k at the Keeneland sale, he’s working well and Chad Brown is 21% with a +$0.83 ROI this year debuting runners routing.

Race 5: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) F.Ladies’ Turf Sprint Stakes

*Gullet Shot of the Day #2 Miz Mayhem (12/1) – This race is wide open and this filly is at her best at this track and at this distance. The Conductor likes the rider switch to Rosario.

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Race 6: 7½ Furlongs. (Turf) F.South Beach Stakes

#1 Fire Key (10/1) – Last time was too short for her and she has the figures to be right there at the wire with a good trip. The Conductor will key her in the trifecta.

Race 7: 7 Furlongs. F.G3 Tipton Hurricane Bertie Stakes

*Never a Doubt Best Bet Lock of the Day #5 Blamed (5/1) – She continues to steadily progress and has a pace advantage over this field. The Conductor loves her.

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Race 8: 1½ Mile. (Turf) F.G3 La Prevoyante Stakes

#5 Tricky Escape (9/2) – She got in very good form this fall and horses only run better in their first start for Servis.

Race 9: 1 Mile. G3 Fred W. Hooper Stakes

#6 Aztec Sence (7/2) – This gelding has won his last 8 races at multiple different tracks and surfaces. This will make it 9.

Race 10: 1½ Mile. (Turf) G3 W. L. McKnight Stakes

*Double Barreled Shotgun Shots #5 Johnny Bear (15/1) – The Conductor hopes they ignore this old man a the windows. He has the back class and his races last fall against G1 company give him every opportunity here.

#8 Hunting Horn (8/1) – This colt is lightly raced and steadily progressing. He’s run quality races in the states and Europe vs much tougher.

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Race 11: 1 3/16 Mile. (Turf) G1 Pegasus World Cup Turf

#4 Aerolithe (8/1) – This mare ships in from Japan, where she’s run big races and navigated large fields. She’s got talent and can surprise the public at a nice number.

Race 12: 1 1/8 Mile. G1 Pegasus World Cup

#6 Tom’s D’Etat (20/1) -The Conductor doesn’t see anyone other than #3 City of Light or #5 Accelerate winning this race, but he’s going to use this boy as a key.  He’s won four in a row in blowout fashion and has the numbers to run 2nd and spice up the exotics.

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Throat Shot Thursday: The Conductor’s Plays at Gulfstream Park

Four short-priced winners for the Conductor yesterday including his lock of the day made for an ok Wednesday.  The Conductor will play Gulfstream again today and then unleash his Pegasus Day breakdown on Friday to the public. Gulfstream is shaking in its boots after it learned the Conductor will be there in person Saturday.  They better not let him in for their sake.  Let’s Ride.

Race 1: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) MC 20000

#5 Salsita Roja (8/5) – Chalky start

Race 2: 1 Mile. F.Clm 6250n3L

*Never a Doubt Plane Ticket Lock of the Day #6 Jordy’s Ready (6/5) – This is a 2-horse race, and the Conductor sees her making it three wins in a row.

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Race 3: 5 Furlongs. (Turf) Clm 16000n3L

*Gullet Shot of the Day #2 G Q Coverup (6/1) – He had a tough trip last start and still ran a decent race off a long layoff.  He just missed at this level two races back and will improve today with more fitness.

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Race 4: 7 Furlongs. Clm 30000n2L

#4 Lngtermrelationshp (3/1) – He closed into a moderate pace last time and narrowly missed at this level.  He shortens a furlong today as well.

Race 5: 5 ½ Furlongs. F.MC 12500

#3 Daisy’s Storm (6/1) – This 1st timer’s dam is 2/2 producing winners and trainer Pedro Castillo is 17% with a +$0.35 ROI debuting maiden claimers this year.

Race 6: 1 Mile (Turf) F.MC 20000

#4 Super Mama (6/1) – This mare should take a big step forward in her 2nd start off the layoff and she’s run some prior races in New York that would eviscerate this group.

Race 7: 6 ½ Furlongs. F.Clm 6250n2L

#4 Tuesday’s Rose (10/1) – She took a huge step forward 1st off the claim for trainer Juan Avila.  She adds blinkers today and will be more fit in her 2nd start off the layoff.

Race 8: 1 Mile (Turf) MC 35000

#2 Macho Mania (3/1) – He’s taking a big class drop for top connections.  Saez will get the job done.

Race 9: 6 Furlongs. OC 50000

#1 Steady Earner (4/1) – This colt is making incremental progression with each race and just missed at this level 3 starts back.  The heavy favorite #2 Maximum Security (4/5) is completely untested.

Race 10: 6 ½ Furlongs. F.S.OC 12500n1x

#7 Galileo’s Affair (12/1)#8 Mybigitalianfriend (6/5) is the one to beat, but the Conductor will use this filly on top as well as a heavy 8-7 exacta.  The Conductor loves a good cutback.

Race 11: 1 Mile (Turf) Clm 30000b

*Underneath Uppercut #1 Areyoutakingtome (15/1) – At a monster number, her speed figures fit for this level.  The Conductor will key her in the trifecta.

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