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The Conductor’s Pick 6 Mandatory Payout at Gulfstream Park

Hopefully you passengers were able to make some money yesterday, the Conductor had some good opinions and some bad ones. Over 3 million in free money in the pick 6 pot getting paid out today, so we have to play. Let’s Ride

Race 6: 5,6, (7)

Race 7: 1,3, (4)

Race 8: 1,5,8,9

Race 9: 1,4,5,6,8,10

Rae 10: 2,3,4,7,9,10

Race 11: 7,(9)


Throat Shot Thursday: The Conductor’s Daily Double at Aqueduct

Aqueduct is back and the Conductor needs to buy all you little passengers Christmas gifts. Nothing better than cold hard cash that you can spend in the Conductor’s store! Let’s whack this double, Let’s Ride.

Race 4: 6 ½ Furlongs. F.Clm 16000

#1 Trouble for Skyler (4/1) – She’s been facing much tougher and takes a big drop in class today. Last time she was in for a tag she got the job done.

*Gullet Shot of the Day #6 Nowitna River (8/1) – Cutting back to a sprint, this filly loves to win which is always dangerous at the claiming ranks. The Conductor has made lots of money on in form Finger Lakes shippers in his life.

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Race 5: 6 Furlongs. Alw 50000s

#5 Inside Risk (5/2) – 2nd off the layoff and cutting back in distance after pressing a hot pace last time, this 1st time gelding has a chance to run off the screen. He’s been facing miles tougher than this group.

#7 Dubai Bobby (5/1) – His maiden breaker two back on turf was the most impressive race in this field. Switching back to dirt, dropping in class and drawn well to the outside, he must be used.


Wind Pipe Whack Wednesday The Conductor’s Spot Play at Gulfstream Park

The Conductor is easing into the racing week and hasn’t played much Gulfsteam lately so he’s narrowing his focus. Aim small, miss small, keep it light and keep it tight. Let’s Ride.

Race 5: 1 Mile. (Turf) Mdn 50k

The Pletcher horse #7 Summer to Remember (8/5) is clearly the one to beat with a good 2nd behind a tougher field in his debut. However, the Conductor thinks we can still get a nice little lump of cash out this race keying in on the #6 Beachwalker (15/1). This colt dueled setting a scorching pace before fading last time on a race taken off the turf. He’s bred to take a step forward on the lawn and moves to the grass for the first time today. Johnny V also takes the mount which is a positive sign.


Win: 7

Exacta Box: (7,6)

Trifectas: (7 / 6 / All), (7 / All / 6), (6 / 7 / All), (6 / All / 7 )

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Esophagus Slice Saturday: The Conductor’s Cigar Mile Day Plays at Aqueduct

Big day, Let’s Ride.

Race 6: 1 Mile. F.G3 Go for Wand Handicap

#6 Our Super Nova (6/1) – This filly has an early pace edge in a race filled with closers. The Conductor wants her ridden aggressively and going right to the front. She’ll be tough to pass down the lane.

Race 7: 6 Furlongs. Mdn 70k

#2 The Angry Man (12/1) – The Conductor likes this gelding’s work tab and attitude.

Race 8: 1 1/8 Mile. F.G2 Demoiselle Stakes

#6 Critical Value (8/1) – Her maiden breaker at Saratoga came back very live and she dominated the competition in her last start. With a natural step forward, she’ll be tough.

Race 9: 1 1/8 Mile. G3 Remsen Stakes

*Gullet Shot of the Day #6 Shotski (15/1) – He ran well stretching out for the first time last out and will get more distance today. The Conductor loves this colt’s progression with each race this race smells like chaos. The Conductor will key him in the trifecta.

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Race 10: 1 Mile. G1 Cigar Mile Handicap

#6 Spun to Run (5/2) – He’s posting bullet works entering today and has turned into a different animal this fall. He can take down #5 Maximum Security (3/2).


Throat Shot Thursday: The Conductor’s Plays at Aqueduct

The Conductor doesn’t want a big day, he needs one. We will execute and we will thrive. Let’s Ride.

Race 1: 6 Furlongs. (OFF Turf) F.S.MC 40000

#11 Happy Music (8/1) – 2nd off the layoff this filly drops to the claiming ranks for the firt time and has been well bet vs tougher. She draws in as an MTO.

Race 2: 1 Mile. F.Clm 16000n2L

#2 True Prosperity (6/1) – She had a troubled trip last time and she gets back to a route today where she ran her best two back. She’ll run in the exacta at a nice number.

Race 3: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) F.Alw 50000s

#6 Overheated (10/1) – This girl stretches out to a turf route for the first time and this group is very average. Rosario has hit with some big prices riding for Ray Handal recently.

Race 4: 6 Furlongs. (Turf) Mdn 70k

#2 Tan and Tight (6/5) – Keep it tight, keep it light.

Race 5: 7 Furlongs. F.Clm 25000n2L

*Gullet Shot of the Day #5 Abraxan (10/1) – She’s dropping to the claiming ranks for the first time and has run on turf and a sloppy track in her last two starts. Her form sprinting on a fast dirt track gives her every chance.

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Race 6: 1 1/16 Mile. (Outer Turf) S.Clm 25000

#9 Whatawonderflworld (9/2) – Dropping to her lowest career class level, she ran very well last time vs tougher and looks to get a good setup today with pace to run at.

Race 7: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) F.OC 100000b

#3 Chipolata (4/1) – This filly has the back class and figures to beat the favorite #2 Dream Passage (1/1) and will be a much better price. She’s also 1/1 over the Aqueduct surface.

Race 8: 6 Furlongs. F.S.MC 40000

#1 Maru (7/2) – She showed speed vs tougher in her debut and hung on for 3rd. She can run this group off their feet.


Esophagus Slice Saturday: The Conductor’s Spot Plays at Aqueduct

Swing in a miss yesterday, the Conductor is picking his spots carefully today. Let’s Ride,

Race 5: 1 1/8 Mile. (Outer Turf) S.Alw 66000n1x

#2 Southern Brigade (6/1) – He got cooked in a hot pace last time, so the Conductor will forgive him. His best race came at this distance three starts back and he gets a rider upgrade to Rosario today.

Race 7: 6½ Furlongs. F.S.Alw 66000n1x

*Gullet Shot of the Day #6 Overtime Olivia (20/1) – This mare is stepping up in class after a victory. She has strong early pace figures and looks to get a favorable trip in a sprint without much early pace. The Conductor will key her in the exact and trifecta.

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Sabbath Sunday: The Conductor’s Prayer at Aqueduct

The Conductor’s brain is too mushy to get complicated today. Keep it light and keep it tight! Let’s Ride.

Race 8: 7 Furlongs. F.150K New York Stallion Series Stakes

#3 Newly Minted (7/2) – Classic early move into a hot pace last time and shortening in distance today. She’s a stone cold chilly lock and likely wont be the favorite.

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The Conductor’s Columbus Day Late Pick 5 Play at Belmont Park

Monday racing at Belmont, that helps the Conductor’s head feel a little but better. Let’s hit this thing, Let’s Ride.

Race 5: 1 1/16 Mile. (Inner Turf) F.MC 50000

#7 I Am Aine (8/1) – She ran decent in her debut in a race taken off the turf. She gets to the surface she’s bred for today and Michelle Nevin runners always improve in their second starts.

Other Contenders: 3,5,8,10

Race 6: 7 Furlongs. (Turf) F.Mdn 75k

#4 So Gracious (6/1) – The Conductor likes her cutting back to a sprint.

Other Contenders: 3,7

Race 7: 1 1/16 Mile. Alw 77000n1x

*Gullet Shot of the Day #4 Dark Storm (3/1) – This gelding is steadily progressing and looks to get a nice trip today sitting behind a hot early pace. The Conductor will try and beat the odds on favorite #5 Mubarmaj (3/5).

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Race 8: 1 1/8 Mile. (Inner Turf) G2 Knickerbocker Stakes

#7 Catholic Boy (7/5) – This is a salty field with some runners with upside, but this versatile and classy horse is a cut above them.

Race 9: 6 Furlongs. Clm 16000n2L

The Conductor will spread in the last leg.

Contenders: 1,2,3,6


Esophagus Slice Saturday: The Conductor’s Late Pick 5 Play at Belmont Park

What a day of college football and racing we have in store for us today. The Conductor is going to put a serious dent in his couch. Let’s Ride.

Race 6: 6 Furlongs. (Inner Turf) S.Mdn 62k

#1 Smite (9/2) – Throw out his last race off the turf, he showed potential in his debut at Saratoga and the Conductor will bet him at that price.

Also Use: 3,4,7,8

Race 7: 6 Furlongs. (Turf) F. Floral Park Stakes 100k

#3 Fear No Evil (8/1) – This mare is a hard knocker and is exiting a troubled trip, so she’s a juicy price.

Also Use: 6

Race 8: 7 Furlongs. Mdn 75k

#3 Turnagain Tide (8/1) – 750k at auction, this boy is working well for Chad. The Conductor is getting cute in this race, trying to escape with only the two Brown runners.

Also Use: 1

Race 9: 1 1/8 Mile. (Inner Turf) F.G2 Sands Point Stakes

*Gullet Shot of the Day #7 Souper Escape (8/1) – In a race without much pace, this filly will get a favorable trip on the front end. She can get brave on the lead if they don’t respect her.

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Also Use: 2,5

Race 10: 1 Mile. (Turf) Alw 50000s

#3 Bourbon In May (5/1) – Unlike the prior race, there will be a contested early lead and a hot pace in this one. The Conductor will be using runners that can pass horses down the lane.

Also Use: 1,7,10


The Conductor’s Friday Plays at Belmont Park

The Conductor’s got a nice feel for Belmont right now. Big Sandy better protect itself or it could get ugly. Very ugly.

Race 1: 6 ½ Furlongs. MC 20000

#4 Cavaradossi (7/2) – The Conductor doesn’t have a strong opinion here.

Race 2: 6 Furlongs. (Inner Turf) F.S.Mdn 62k

#4 Tales I Winit (8/1) – Her debut race was rained off the turf and she had trouble from the start. She’ll take a big step forward on the lawn today and will be a big price for strong connections.

Race 3: 1 Mile. (Turf) Clm 25000

#2 Street Trust (5/2) – Chalk

Race 4: 6 ½ Furlongs. Clm 12500

#2 Scarf it Down (5/2) – Scarf it Down on Force Feed Friday? Never a Doubt.

Race 5: 1 1/16 Mile. (Inner Turf) Clm 50000

#7 Go Poke the Bear (3/1) – He ran a strong late pace figure closing into a slow pace last time. He’ll get the job done today.

Race 6: 1 Mile. (Turf) F.S.OC 40000n2x

*Gullet Shot of the Day #1 Short Pour (8/1) – She set a hot pace and fended everyone off in her 1st try routing last time. The Conductor thinks she can wire them again. There will be no short pours in his house.

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Race 7: 1 Mile. F.Mdn 75k

#4 Katama Moonlight (7/5) – She looks like a cinch.

Race 8: 1 1/16 Mile. (Turf) S.Mdn 62k

#3 Kierkegaard (7/2) – Dropping back into state bred company and stretching out for the first time, he’s run two solid races against quality fields.